supposedly it’s either impossible or would cause enough bleeding and trauma to be medically distinguishable

you’re not missing anything lol

i still occasionally buy a box of mac and “cheese” for comfort/convenience but now I get the hippie brands that omit crap like palm oil

:3

they’re starting to sell the Kraft NotCo brand over here. I got a free sample of it and made it with soy milk and enjoyed it

I’m not all that into mac and cheese but it’s nice to have more easy comfort food options that don’t wreck my digestive system (even with Lactaid pills)

soy, in my experience, because soy lecithin is a great emulsifier and most vegan cheesen’t sauce usually needs a bit of help in the emulsification department

it’s also the highest protein non dairy milk

*cocks gun* choose a fursona

precisely

true. this applies to NT folks too because work is meant to be like that :[

Life pro tip: a cheap foam topper turns any intact air mattress into a pretty decent bed. I’d say it’s an upgrade from 3/10 to 6/10. Not a great night’s sleep, but a good one. Your guests will appreciate.

When I stayed in a Japanese hotel I got to eat fresh hot fish for breakfast and it was fantastic. (I’m from the US so we don’t even do kippers here.)

amigara fault fucked me up because read it senior year of high school while dreading going to college because i knew i had to in order to fit in in society even though i didn’t really want to

college was the hole and i was not made for it 💀

(i did finally graduate after 7 fucking years at least. but i do feel very mangled.)

hello fellow cloud goblin person

currently none because my insurance says i need something called a “prior authorization” which means i have to spend hours playing phone tag with my doctor first 🫠

I am hoping that amphetamine salts will help me not be bored-hungry all the time and help with motivation to get to the gym regularly. I miss being healthy :[

i have the fat kid flavor of adhd where i eat all the time for the dopamines

I didn’t know this was a low key meme and now I’m slightly irritated I didn’t come across it sooner lmao

I mean I’ve been slowly working on accepting my need for medication for years but I have a dumb romantic brain that really resonates with poetically worded phrases

If I can’t make my own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine.

I… I needed to read this exact sequence of words. Genuinely thank you.

it’s a surefire way to either spark a revolution or end all life on the fuckin planet

my mom’s cats enjoy being breathed on. the stinkier the breath the better. they’ll actually try to stick their head in my mom’s mouth. it’s gross and fascinating.

here in Freedom Land we gotta show ID to get the pseudoephedrine and promise not to be naughty and make meth with it lmao

oof. sorry to hear you got such an unpleasant side effect :[ i can’t recommend psyllium husk enough. i don’t know how ancient humans who didn’t live near psyllium plants managed to survive 💀

started with 30 mg but now need 60 (sometimes 90 on bad days…) but I try my damndest to not take them unless I feel like I’m genuinely going to fuck shit up at work. Taking cold medication off label makes me feel guilty 😞

I also tried the 12 hour extended release (120 mg) but that fucked up my sleep which is already precarious

I fucking hate that half the days at work I’m constantly sniffing from the runny nose it induces. Makes me paranoid that my coworkers will think I’m hiding being sick (or worse, a coke habit…)