Can confirm

Source: am dam

He’s called superman, not supergod

The name “Programming language” is already taken by HTML though

There is one at least, Elon
Someone let him in at one point and now he’s running around biting people and shitting everywhere

Okay I’ll bite,
The rude who?

Nice try, I’d drown immediately if I did that

Same here, I ain’t gay but 2$ and a half eaten burrito is 2$ and a half eaten burrito 🤷‍♂️

Is the Vatican actually a prisoncamp?

Is that why there are so many pedophiles there?

Crackoon

Fuck the trees, lazy bums, just standing around eating all our sunlight, not working a single day in their lives!

Pre-puberty is the only contraceptive the catholic church approves of

你们有城市鸡吗?
有，我们有劣质鸡。

But that’s exactly why trump won, being a felon gave him street cred

That’s hyspherical

I know most of them but… What’s ligma?

Then everyone stood up and clapped

You get the beans all hot and bothered, and then liquid comes out
Cup 'o beamen

Good, the environment is made up and the children yearn for the mines!

You learn something, and then all you do is teach it to others?

Sounds a lot like getting a degree in philosophy