yes it was a joke. “Cause” means the same as in English but also the verb that is kind of an old slang for “speak”.

je pensais pas à mal. Bon ma réponse était un peu sarcastique je te l’accorde.

Ah merci pour l’info. J’ai tendance à oublier que le français est ma langue maternelle

It says cigarette speaks cancer

No really I have clean hair. No smell, not greasy, soft and strong. But I have to wash it every day with clean water and brush it. That’s it

Once a month when I go to the barber shop. Or if I really need to clean my hair, I use baking soda.

Yup. I only wash my hair with water. No shampoo. We never needed that shit in the first place

I would flip a coin and let the universe decide

As if a millionaire would walk in the street like a plebeian