Me, 45: is somebody whose life has been on a downward slide since 7, I’m with ya buddy.

Oh hey I remember this obnoxious BS. I wonder what ever happened to her.

I had to look it up. Apparently it’s cloth, sealed with beeswax. I wonder how you’re supposed to clean it.

Preferred but not listed: twist tie. Superior to the clip and usually not plastic but instead thin wire and paper.

A slip-knot works too, if there’s enough bag length to pull it off. I don’t get the bread box option, there’s too much sure exposure, it’s gonna make your bread go stale.

This meme is good but It’s lacking the part where they’re masturbating onto the American flag.

Who’s this low-t dweeb? Surely Elon would never hire this guy.

They’re blaming it on some poor low level nobody that they may or may not have attached to a name. It’s obvious bullshit to anybody but a Musk-pilled idiot.

Silly cat, you’re an obligate carnivore; you can’t eat beans.

What the hell did they even need a house that size for? They look like empty nesters, which means they don’t need that size of a house. They want that size of a house. Since it’s an investment at this point, and they had that monster reassessed at a ridiculous price, they’re better off just selling it and moving somewhere cheap. Well, cheaper.

If by floating they mean indulging in false advertisement, then they sure are.

I have never received a sub at a Subway that looks that good.

Yeah this is that sociopath Christy Nome. Out of all of the evil monsters in the administration, she’s the worst of them. Worse even than Steven Miller, which is impressive because that guy literally has no soul. No lights on behind those eyes. You seen that clip of him turning off his fake smile on camera? I’m not even sure he’s human.

I wonder what it’s like to not have anxiety dreams.

They got wasted and thought it was a good idea at the time.

It’s pretty stupid because the longer the password the more secure it is.

Trump don’t care, it’s not like that gross little orange Toad of his works at his age. As long as he has his trophy wife, fawning sycophants, and that one crazy chick to throw herself at him like a bitch in heat with spongiform brain disease, he’s fine to live out the rest of his putrid existence ruining things for everybody else in order to glorify himself. People like him make me wish I could be religious, because he absolutely deserves to burn in hell along with the rest of the monsters working for him.

Probably, but it doesn’t matter. A number of small improvised tools will do the same job.

The ICE Gestapo agents, more likely.