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NakamuraEmi_bias@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

toilet humour

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toilet humour

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NakamuraEmi_bias@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Variants of Concern@lemmy.one
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    Plus if you drop anything in the bathroom and the lid is up it’s ending up in the toilet, learned that one morning when I was about to brush my teeth, that’s when I became a dedicated kid closer

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      dedicated kid closer

      “Listen, I just know you’re going to love this play set; and what a deal you’re getting on it, too!”

  • λλλ@programming.dev
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    I always flush with the lid down. Keeps less in the air.

  • Raine_Wolf@lemm.ee
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    PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      closes lid

      Sits down

      Shits on lid

      Flushes

      • bratosch@lemm.ee
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        Taking ‘Upper decker’ to the next level

    • cor315@lemmy.world
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      But then how am I supposed to look at my poop swirling down the drain?

    • Tavarin@lemmy.ca
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      Mythbusters found it makes no difference in the spread of fecal matter. Toilet lids aren’t perfect seals.

      • shplane@lemmy.world
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        Do you have a source? I googled it and this site said that Mythbusters found the opposite - https://www.theplumbingauthority.com/blog/2019/february/mythbusters-plumbing-edition/#:~:text=%234 You should close your toilet lid before flushing&text=Mythbusters did an episode about,your bathroom%2C including your toothbrush.

  • SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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    Flushing after closing the lid is actually hygienic.

  • Taleya@aussie.zone
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    Quit ya bitching and roll the math.

    Some stand to pee. Some sit to pee. everyone sits to shit. In a mixed gender household the seat gets most use down.

    • OmenAtom@lemmy.world
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      Not at all what the meme is talking about

      • BugFinder@lemmy.world
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        The meme is making it look like seat down is presumptuous, which it is not. It has the least effort vs hygiene trade-off, since sitting to pee is much more hygienic.

        • OmenAtom@lemmy.world
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          The point the meme is making is that the lid should be closed. It equally derides both seat up and seat down

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