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With the extra commas he’s destroying their balls with his balls, just like they already destroyed their balls with his balls.
The commas just add a Godfather cadence, which seems, accurate.
Classic Christopher Walken cadence.
Just requires one more comma after “destroy”
Although I guess while I’m being pedantic they should be ellipses.
Oooh yeah, that works too! I just couldn’t get « …on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… » out of my head.
Hater Ed
Here’s the real irony - the humans discover the damage. They blame him. He sits there with an innocent look and blames the dog. He has hidden one of the broken Christmas tree balls in the dog’s bed.
Damn he really do be plotting his vengeance.