“Adult size diapers (extra thick)”
“Sheep pleasuring kit”
“Vampire grooming kit”
“Fake muscles (pump included)”
“My Little Pony Sex Doll”
“Neighbour surveillance kit (now with improved directional microphone)”
You laugh, but I have encoumtered wierder and have seen at least one of these things on shadey online marketplaces.
What would make a dildo “industrial strength”? What industry would require such strength? Surely the porn industry, but are non-industrial-strength dildoes so flimsy that they will fall apart regularly? I kind of feel like if you need an industrial-strength dildo, there are far more problems than an industrial-strength dildo would solve.
you can’t figure it out, it’s a trade secret smh
I’ve heard there are companies that provide novelty packaging like this. Best to send it with signature required.
